The 3D Hobbit Dialogues -- #1

I'm constantly communing with the characters I'm illustrating, so naturally I've had dozens of hilarious conversations with Frodo and Sam  :D   I tend to record the better ones for posterity!  

SAM (sitting with Frodo, comparing their feet:)  Frodo, have you ever noticed how different your feet are from mine?
 

FRODO: Yes, and my hands, too.  See?  They look like I haven't ever done a day's work in my life.
 

SAM:  Well, you haven't.  Short of the Ring fiasco, that is.
 

FRODO:  That's not true!  I clean the cat box every day.  
 

SAM:  Only because I won't.  
 

ME :  (Interrupting)  You're different models.  That's why you're not the same.  
 

SAM:  What's a model, Miss Carrara?
 

ME:  Uhh...  It's sort of like a doll.
 

FRODO AND SAM (astonished:) A doll?!
 

ME:  Yes.  A doll.
 

SAM:  You mean we're being held captive by an invisible girl who plays with dolls?
 

ME:  Well yes, unfortunately that pretty much sums it up.
 

--*Silence*--
 

SAM  (facepalms:)  Why does it always have to be us? 

:D